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The groty old sponge asks whats going on in america. Zoo gets confused.
CAST: Zoo977, Zorax, Dot, Yvonne, Albino, Nicholas, Barack Obama
SETTING: The pool room, A grocery store, A car compresser, Under water, Milk Machines, A mint, A presidential debate, A club

Transcript

ZOO977: {singing to the tune of garden states truth or dare} I should've left the e-email. I should've left it at the subject bar. {opesn his emil}

Dear Zoo,
I need help on my history of America essay. Can you help me out?
It needs to have ALL the major events. C'mon, you gotta!
-TheDenzel

ZOO977: Listen, spongy, I would do it, but I live in oralina, if you haven't noticed. I do know a few events going on, though.

{cuts to a grocery store. zorax is changing the price of beans.}

ZOO977: {voice over} Because of fewer sources, gas prices are rising. Plenty on available beans are in Alaska, though.

{cuts to a car compactor. dot is in control. a bunch of yellow cars are being crushed.}

ZOO977: Because of hard to control prices, a credit crunch has started. People prefer Honda and Toyota.

{cuts to an under water view of a sinking submarine. Yvonne is in it. a trail of brown is by it}

ZOO977: A submarine carrying over 3 tons of coca cola was recently sank. It is believed that this was illegal atlantean coke.

{cuts to a view of some milk making machines. purple liquid is pouring into them}

ZOO977: Because of lack of cost, tainted milk is being sent out through Japan, Indiana.

{cuts to an empty store. albino's asleep on one shelf}

ZOO977: Related to the last incident, Chinese foods are being taken out of grocery stores. I wish they weren't. Some were really good, and gave me a tingly feeling.

{cuts to a mint. Nicholas is next to a box, which he presses a button on. half of the mint explodes.}

ZOO977: Budget costs are getting harder and harder on people. Especially those who make the money. That must be a hell of a job. Imagine seeing so much money, and not getting any of it.

{cuts to barack obama next to a blob of ice cream.}

ZOO977: According to my role model, barrack obamas running mate went to baskin Robbins and bought vanilla. He sunk into the blob.

{cuts to a weird club labeled fighting. weird noises are heard.}

ZOO977: A man who made a fight club also apparently is making people choke.

{cuts back to the pool room.}

ZOO977: There ya go, groty. As you can tell, I pay lot of attention to the new. Well, time to have some tingly candy! {walks off screen}

Easter Eggs

Click on tingly candy to show the "candy" - a vile with a labeled covered with a crudely written CANDY on it.

Fun Facts

• The following events are mocked:

The gas crisis

The credit crunch

The sinking of a submarine smuggling cocaine

Tainted milk in japan

Stores taking Japanese products off the shelves

Budget cuts

Steven Colbert saying picking Joe Biden was like getting vanilla ice cream at Baskin Robins

The upcoming movie Choke

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