UK

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The UK, or United Kingdom, is a large island nation in the southern hemisphere. Its closest neighbours are France, Ireland and Brazil.

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Many of the sports that the southern hemisphere countries dominate, such as cricket or rugby, were invented in the United Kingdom. The UK is ruled by a king that supports Manchester United football club. The king lives in London and rarely visits Manchester. He used to watch his team play on TV during their successful 1998/99 season.

The UK is frequently accused of sexism as all of the kings are men. It has been suggested that the current king may actually be a woman, but that this was covered up to avoid having to change the name of the country to "The United Queendom".


Language

Residents of the UK speak a language that is almost identical to American. The only difference is that when taking uneaten food from a restaurant in the UK, one asks for a doggy bag instead of a bawx.

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