Remzi

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Aliases Rem, Remzicole, Whimsy, Whimsical, NightmareMarzipan
Real Name Sorrell Whimsy Bellefore
Color Red
Totem Wendigo
Alignment Author/Editor/Designer
Birthdate March 25, 1987
Gender Female
Race/Ethnicity African American/Caucasian
Height Shorter and Taller
Weight Heavier and Lighter
Chess Piece Bishop
Weapon(s) Potato Peeler/Cheese Grater Spear, Meat/Disposition Tenderizing Hammer
Abilties Rock Salt Showers, Massive Cannibalism, Sadism, Running Around Naked-ism, Magical Urine (Do not ask), Overusing Capital Letters
Family Nam (sister), Snause (fiance), Jester (platonic girlfriend)
Associates Jester, Soup, Stitch
Story Reality, The BlockHouse
Status Cursed


"Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up."
Hall and Oats, Maneater


It is commonly thought to be that Mrs. Remzicole is the author and creator of several characters used in the universes thought up by the SPFI management team. This is, of course, rubbish. Mrs. Remzicole is an alternate personality of Remzi, and has little to no interest in anything other than beating the snot out of rude young people.

That said, allow the pleasure of welcoming Remzi to the slate. She is sister, partner, and Co-Authoress of Last Stop To Nowhere. Remzi spends her days sleeping in past noon, eating things generally not tasted by most human beings (as she is allergic to most fruits, vegetables, fish, and spices), and slaving away editing stories that will sooner end up in the rubbish heap than on a bookstore shelf. She pretends she has more than a smidgeon of artistic ability left in her amnesiac fingers and--when she isn't dreaming of her delightful Prince Charming (Dubbed Sir Cole on the Intarwebs)--has trained herself to become a rather...well...decent seamstress. Even if she messes up on the expensive fabric, it's not a total loss; she could always use another outfit for her mannequin, Aretha. Get it? She's a Singer mannequin...and her name's.....oh, sod off. It's not like you could do any better.

Remzi's online alias, because of her fanaticism of zombie movies of all types (except for that idiotic "21 Days Later". That one was total rubbish.), is a wendigo--a cannibalistic cultist who believes that, in the sacrificing of herself and others, she will be raised from the dead by a Nature Spirit who intends to enter her into his heavenly halls or some such garbage. Remzi has, fortunately, never eaten anyone, as the medicine her doctors insist she takes keep her sufficiently sedated and unable to digest that much protein.


Remzi is a fan of Silent Hill, Resident Evil (the games, not the CURSED movie), well...just about anything with zombies, pirates, and brain-eating monkey vampire rock and roll guitar riffs in it. She also enjoys short walks on the beach, spending time on the phone--or better yet, in person--with her fiancee, Cole, and beating the ever-loving shit out of filthy emos.

That's right. I'm looking at YOU.

Contents

As A Character

Under Construction.

Other Personalities

While many voices in Remzi's brain fight for her attention, there is only one notable figment of her imagination worth documenting: Mrs. Rill Remzicole.

Mrs. Remzicole is a play on the words "Remzi Cole" and "Whimsical", though she is nothing like either. Where Hamiko and The Jester!Brain will participate in sadistic activity for the laughs, Mrs. Remzicole will shear the skin from your joints with a potato peeler and roll you in rock salt for the sheer pleasure of listening to your tortured cries. And then, she'll demand payment for her services.

That's right: Mrs. Remzicole is a professional Dominatrix.

No, no, don't cry. It'll only cost you extra.

The Creation of Remzi

The name "Remzi" is, in fact, a creation of Nam's doing. In the beginning, when Remzi's writing abilities and character development were void, Nam saw fit to include her in an embarrassing "project" that will henceforth be referred to as "That Thing." "That Thing" forced Remzi to realize that not only was Yugi-Oh for total braindead idiots, but that she needed a better online writing name. There were far too many "ChaosHavoc"'s.

As you can guess, Remzi's names took a turn for the worst. When she tried her hand--and succeeded rather ingeniusly (if I do say so myself) at the world of AFF.Net, her online name was, thankfully, lost to the forgotten records of the Intarwebs. In fact, it was probably still ChaosHavoc. So, nevermind that last part. Go about your business.

Anyway, Remzi took an interest in the world of Nintendo after leaving high school and chose the online name "PeachMarzipan" in a forum. It stuck for a little while, but on the wide world of Gaia, she utilized silly phrases like "Nin-Ja" (pronounced "Neen-hah"), "Rue~The~Day", The.Intestinal.Seamstress, and, finally R.apidE.yeM.ovement. All of these were rather a hassle to keep up with, but the final one was inspired by a new name Remzi chose for herself on a visit to Sonadow.com--a fan-made community she never called home--to make it more obvious that she was "NamelessMoonshine"'s sister.

This name was NightmareMarzipan. Eventually, she tired of being called Night, Mar, Nightmare, and Marzipan by so many different people (mostly those she usually kept tied up in her head under lock and key) and, so, she settled on a shorter version that Nam so graciously picked out.

"Remzi" or "Rem" for light conversation.

Note: This doesn't mean you can call her Rem. You will call her Miss Remzi like everyone else in the world. She doesn't know or like you, so back off.

Role In SPFI

As stated previously, Remzi does a lot of writing and editing. She also designs many of the monsters. Her most notable additions to the stories' casts are Ia from "Land in a Lullaby", Hili and Whisper from "Haunted" and the entire cast of "The Travels of Pandora and Her Company" and "The Trials and Tribulations of Sparrow: The Mocking-Girl".

Previous Roles and Works

List: Rem's Current Projects

I think this is quite enough questions. Go away.

Contact

Remzi's address is a secret. She doesn't run this site, nor is she interested in your opinions. Go the hell away.

Oh, and have FUN with that.

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