Thomas777

From Speakeasy

Thomas777 is an alienated, angry, midWesterner who stands to be the last remaining WASP in the city of Chicago. He attended law school, but pissed away his chances at fame and fortune by pursuing the company of Depraved Strumpets and wasting countless hours in nameless gyms and abusing performance enhancing drugs. He dreams of techno-Fascist utopias where his functionally worthless pursuits and creepy, bleak aesthetics will actually be appreciated.

His most memorable moment at Speakeasy was a thread where posters voted that he'd likely lose a fight to Serbian He-Man Awar.

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