George Costanza

From Speakeasy

So hot! Stud of Speakeasy!

This hunk is hereby declared an official stud of Speakeasy, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.*
(Note: There are no rights or privileges.)



"Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will."

"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect."

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."

"You're killing independent George."

"Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans."

"Do women know about shrinkage?"


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