Fag face

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Classic fag face

Fag face is a condition found in males which involve a certain configuration of facial features, causing the man to "look gay." Some men with fag face are gay, while others simply look the part. Features of a classic fag face include:

  • small, close-set eyes
  • a wide mouth, with frequently downturned corners
  • malars which are sunken in somewhat

It is possible for a man to have some of these features and not have fag face, and it is also possible for a man with fag face to have only one or two of these features.

Is it possible to "look gay"?

Yes. There are certain male faces which "look gay." It is hard to pinpoint scientifically, but human beings seem to be equipped with a gaydar. Some people have gaydars which are highly tuned, while others have gaydars which do not work at all (such as women who marry closet cases). Fag face could be caused by hormone levels in the womb, which are said to contribute to sехual orientation.

Examples

Mark Foley, orientation: gay and likes em young

Mark Foley, orientation: gay and likes em young

Barney Frank, orientation: gay

Barney Frank, orientation: gay

A couple of gay guys, orientation: gay

A couple of gay guys, orientation: gay

Ted Haggard, orientation: incurably gay

Ted Haggard, orientation: incurably gay

Michael C. Hall, orientation: straight.

Michael C. Hall, orientation: straight.

Anderson Cooper, orientation: unknown.

Anderson Cooper, orientation: unknown.

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