Dont kill lolcat
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
You slowly bend down, and drop your sword onto the dirt in an attempt to show friendly intentions. You then walk towards the horrific lolcat and woman, with your head bent low. You look up and decide to say the very words it loved to hear: "L. O. L." You pause, breathless in anticipation of the lolcat's reaction. It swipes at the woman's arm, and in fright she drops the cheeseburger, which rolls towards you, seemingly in slo-motion.
Do you:
