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We are Unsoc - members of outer party. Unsoc supports inner party against rebellion. Unsoc support proles against unplenty. Unsoc support pax not unpax. Unsoc support Emmanuel Goldstein's upersons unmakewise. All outer party members and proles welcome to join Unsoc. Unsoc support Uncyclopedia Workers by thinkgive.

Unsoc is Uncyclopedia Worker's Party

Unsoc offer healthcare unpricewise. Resistence offer unpricewise healthcare? Unsoc unthinkwise! Unsoc offer also donuts Tuesdaywise. UnCyc offer Unsoc party halfplus discount items. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? Unthinkwise! Is crimethink!

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.

UNSOC HAS A NEW LOCATION

Please use it.

PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

PROMOTIONS CHANNEL | CHANNEL OF ASSISTANCES (WITH GRUE ARMY) | JAVA CLIENTS FOR IRC IMPAIRED | OFFICIAL ANTHEM

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Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

• Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 13/12/2007 @ 22:12
• The anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article which documents Unsoc's triumph over our Grue Army allies is worth a read. --User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 23/08/2007 @ 18:07
• Official Unsoc Site is of Opening Here! Unsoc members also encouraged to join Satiropendium. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 23/08/2007 @ 03:15
• Berlin Wall Fund is of opening! User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 21/08/2007 @ 13:49
• IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but #unsoc. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• The October Revolution is at hand. Your input is needed. User:Tom mayfair/sig12:06, 26 July 2007
• Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is not an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --User:High Gen. Grue/sig 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I also have one here. --User:Starnestommy/sig1 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

• At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. User:Tom mayfair/sig02:09, 20 July 2007

• At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! User:Tom mayfair/sig

CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more priveliges as lower classes. Main privelige is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

1. File:Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
2. File:Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Bosnian & Kentuckistani Satillite States)
3. File:Kepisig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
4. File:Grayrogatywkasig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
5. File:Graygeneralhatsig.png OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
6. File:Graygeneralhatsig.png INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG

UNUSED HATS

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OUTER PARTY

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1. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE L. J. LEGO
2. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
3. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II
4. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V
5. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
6. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
7. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png THINKCRIME OFFICER JERRY CHIEVERS
8. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR JED RAVENT
9. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR NECRO PAXX
10. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR ROB
11. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
12. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR KATO
13. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR STARNES
14. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SONIC LXXX
15. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
16. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
17. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
18. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
19. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
20. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
21. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
22. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR MNM5150
23. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER UNKOWN

PROLES

1. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE IKENZEKE
2. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
3. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
4. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE MAN OF GABBA
5. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE CHRISSY
6. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
7. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE FLU BECA
8. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE T. GEORGE
9. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE ANGRERED MAX
10. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE WUJIAN
11. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
12. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE SYSTEM REQUEST
13. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE PIE OF EVIL

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Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

• user:MaddMax - requesting proledom! --MaddMax 03:32, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party! User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 16/12/2007 @ 00:53

• Wujian requesting registration into UNSOC Template:Unsigned

Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party!

• user:Stfuyou - Requesting regestration! Stfuyou 03:47, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

• Request Accepted. Welcome. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 20/12/2007 @ 02:24

• User:SysRq - Requesting regestration! User:SysRq/sig 02:09, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

• Request Accepted. Welcome. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 20/12/2007 @ 02:24

• User:Evil Pi - Requesting proledom!

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 25/12/2007 @ 23:25

• Template:U - Requesting registration into great party of UNSOC!--User:Unknown user/sig2 04:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 25/12/2007 @ 23:25

REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

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Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you?

• Refer proles to join the party!
• Remove bad content made by brotherhood.
• Report members of resistence to inner party in ban patrol.
• Negotiate bans of good proles in worker's party.
• Help new proles that registered for party.
• Invite members using official party template. NOTE: Header integrated, no need to add extra header!

CURRENT REQUESTS

ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

Suit	Requirements	Coloring Code
INNER PARTY SUITS
Template:Unsoc	Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit. RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)	#ccc
Template:Unsoc	The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit. RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager	#ddd
Template:Unsoc	Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit. RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister	#eee
OUTER PARTY SUITS
Template:Unsoc	Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders. RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer	#ddddff
Template:Unsoc	Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities. RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker	#aaaaff
Template:Unsoc	Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here. RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer	#9999ff
PROLE TEMPLATES
Template:Unsoc	Given to proles. RANKS: Prole Member	pink

PROPOGANDA

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