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'''Party Main Page''' - [[/FAQ|<font color="white">Frequently Asked Questions</font>]] - [[/PmotM|<font color="white">Party Member of the Month</font>]] - [[/Roundtable|<font color="white">Round table talks</font>]] - [[/Valjuta|<font color="white">The Unsoc Valjuta</font>]] - [[/Pact|<font color="white">Moscow Pact</font>]]
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[[Image:Unsoc.png|right|Unsoc is pax.]]
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'''We are Unsoc - members of outer party. Unsoc supports [[Admins|inner party]] against rebellion. Unsoc support [[N00b|proles]] against [[User:Famine|unplenty]]. Unsoc support pax not unpax. Unsoc support [[Uncyclopedia Vandals|Emmanuel Goldstein's upersons]] unmakewise. All [[User|outer party members]] and [[n00b|proles]] welcome to join Unsoc. Unsoc support Uncyclopedia Workers by thinkgive.'''
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<big>'''Unsoc is Uncyclopedia Worker's Party'''</big>
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Unsoc offer healthcare unpricewise. Resistence offer unpricewise healthcare? Unsoc unthinkwise! Unsoc offer also donuts Tuesdaywise. [[User:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc|UnCyc]] offer Unsoc party halfplus discount items.  Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? Unthinkwise! Is crimethink!
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<big>'''STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!'''</big>
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Thinkwise you want to.
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<center><big><span style="plainlinks">[http://www.unsoc.uk.to/doku/Home UNSOC HAS A NEW LOCATION]</span></big>
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Please use it.
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<h3 style="color: #fff">PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS</h3>
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<div class="plainlinks nounderlinelink">[irc://irc.freenode.net/#unsoc <font color="white">PROMOTIONS CHANNEL</font>] | [irc://irc.freenode.net/##gruearmy <font color="white">CHANNEL OF ASSISTANCES (WITH GRUE ARMY)</font>] | [http://starnestommy.spaznet.net/pjirc/login.php?server=irc.freenode.net&channels=%23unsoc,%23uncyclopedia<font color="white">JAVA CLIENTS FOR IRC IMPAIRED</font>] | [http://youtube.com/watch?v=uAhicl-Owr4 <font color="white">OFFICIAL ANTHEM</font>]</div>
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[[Image:Sputnik.png|200px|right]]
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'''Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.'''
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*Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>13/12/2007 @ 22:12</small></span>
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*The [[Support@abingdon.org.uk|anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article]] which documents Unsoc's triumph over our [[User:High_Gen._Grue/GrueArmy|Grue Army]] allies is worth a read. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
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* Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>23/08/2007 @ 18:07</small></span>
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* Official Unsoc Site is of Opening [http://unsoc.uk.to Here]! Unsoc members also encouraged to join [[User:Jocke Pirat/Satiropendium|Satiropendium]]. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>23/08/2007 @ 03:15</small></span>
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* [[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Berlin Wall Fund|Berlin Wall Fund]] is of opening! {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>21/08/2007 @ 13:49</small></span>
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* IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but [irc://irc.freenode.net/unsoc #unsoc]. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
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* [[User:Tom mayfair/The October Revolution ☭|The October Revolution]] is at hand. Your input is needed. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>12:06, 26 July 2007</small></span>
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* Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is '''not''' an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
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:However, there is a [http://www.nslu2-linux.org/wiki/Main/JavaIRC Java Client] which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
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::I also have one [http://starnestommy.spaznet.net/pjirc/login.php?server=irc.freenode.net&channels=%23%23gruearmy here]. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
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* At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[:Category:Dead Ends|deadend]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki> & <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[:Category:Pages with an excess of redlinks|redlink]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>. Dismissed. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>02:09, 20 July 2007</small></span>
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*At ease, Comrades. [[User:Tom mayfair/The October Revolution ☭|The October Revolution☭]] is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' [[Russia]] 'round the time of the revolution or any [[Communist]] propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If [[UnNews]] is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than [[Babel:Communpedia|my own]]? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|08/27 19:40}}
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<h3 style="color: #fff">CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS</h3>
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=== INNER PARTY ===
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Members of inner party have more priveliges as lower classes. Main privelige is to give and take rankings or assign orders.
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# [[Image:Blackberetsig.png]] [[User:Jocke Pirat|PARTY PREMIER JACQUES]] (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
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# [[Image:Blackberetsig.png]] [[User:Premier Tom Mayfair|PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR]] (Premier of Bosnian & Kentuckistani Satillite States)
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# [[Image:Kepisig.png]] [[User:High Gen. Grue|INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO]] (Corellian Minister General)
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# [[Image:Grayrogatywkasig.png]] [[User:Bonner|INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER]]
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# [[Image:Graygeneralhatsig.png]] [[User:TheLedBalloon|OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD]]
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# [[Image:Graygeneralhatsig.png]] [[User:Thekillerfroggy|INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG]]
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=== OUTER PARTY ===
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Ljlego|OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE L. J. LEGO]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Uncyclopedian|OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Pongo Version 2|OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Gert5|OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Enzo Aquarius|OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Administrator|SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR]]
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# [[Image:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png]] [[User:Gerrycheevers|THINKCRIME OFFICER JERRY CHIEVERS]]
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# [[Image:Blueflatcapsig.png|20px]] [[User:Jedravent|MAJOR JED RAVENT]]
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# [[Image:Blueflatcapsig.png|20px]] [[User:Necropaxx|MAJOR NECRO PAXX]]
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# [[Image:Blueflatcapsig.png|20px]] [[User:RAHB|MAJOR ROB]]
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# [[Image:Blueflatcapsig.png|20px]] [[User:Ggarfield|MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Andorin Kato|MINOR KATO]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Starnestommy|MINOR STARNES]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Sonic80|MINOR SONIC LXXX]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:The fatgoat|MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:The Number-One ALF Fan|MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Severian|UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Roman Dog Bird|UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Drhlajos|MINOR M.D. HLAJOS]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:MNM5150|MINOR MNM5150]]
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# [[Image:Bluehelmetsig.png]] [[User:Unknown user|UNSOC OFFICER UNKOWN]]
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=== PROLES ===
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Ikenzeke|PROLE IKENZEKE]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:GreenRunner0|PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:SRXT|PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Gabbaman|PROLE MAN OF GABBA]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Chrissy|PROLE CHRISSY]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Counciltucky|PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Flubeca|PROLE FLU BECA]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Tony George|PROLE T. GEORGE]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:MaddMax|PROLE ANGRERED MAX]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Wujian|PROLE WUJIAN]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Stfuyou|PROLE OF SHUTTING UP]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:SysRq|PROLE SYSTEM REQUEST]]
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# [[Image:Brodiehelmetsig.png|16px]] [[User:Evil Pi|PROLE PIE OF EVIL]]
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<h3 style="color: #fff">REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!</h3>
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<choose>
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<option>[[Image:Unsocposter.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Unsocjoinposter.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Unsocdonutsposter.jpg|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Miss Unsoc.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Unsoc Gruearmy.jpg|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Unsoceggsposter.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Savedbyunsoc.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:Unsochaszombies.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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<option>[[Image:WotWU.png|thumb|300px|right|REGISTER TODAY!]]</option>
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Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.
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=== REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION ===
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You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). '''If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use <nowiki>{{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}}</nowiki> as your suit!'''
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* [[user:MaddMax]] - requesting proledom! --[[User:MaddMax|MaddMax]] 03:32, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
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:Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party! {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>16/12/2007 @ 00:53</small></span>
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* Wujian requesting registration into UNSOC {{unsigned|Wujian}}
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:Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party!
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*[[user:Stfuyou]] - Requesting regestration! [[User:Stfuyou|Stfuyou]] 03:47, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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:*Request Accepted. Welcome. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>20/12/2007 @ 02:24</small></span>
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*[[User:SysRq]] - Requesting regestration! {{User:SysRq/sig}} 02:09, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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:*Request Accepted. Welcome. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>20/12/2007 @ 02:24</small></span>
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*[[User:Evil Pi]] - Requesting proledom!
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:*REQUEST ACCEPTED. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>25/12/2007 @ 23:25</small></span>
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*{{U|Unknown user}} - Requesting registration into great party of UNSOC!--{{User:Unknown user/sig2}} 04:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
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:*REQUEST ACCEPTED. {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>25/12/2007 @ 23:25</small></span>
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<h3 style="color: #fff">REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT</h3>
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[[Image:Maosuittransparent.png|200px|right]]
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Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. '''Improve party activity and get new suit!''' How to improve party activity, ask you?
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* Refer proles to join the party!
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* Remove bad content made by [[Vandals|brotherhood]].
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* Report members of resistence to inner party in ban patrol.
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* Negotiate bans of good proles in worker's party.
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* Help new proles that registered for party.
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* Invite members using [[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Invite|official party template]]. NOTE: Header integrated, no need to add extra header!
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=== CURRENT REQUESTS ===
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<h3 style="color: #fff">ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS</h3>
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|Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit.
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'''RANKS:''' Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)
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|#ccc
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|{{Unsoc|#ddd}}
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|The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit.
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'''RANKS:''' Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager
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|#ddd
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|{{Unsoc|#eee}}
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|Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit.
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'''RANKS:''' General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister
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|#eee
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!colspan="3"|OUTER PARTY SUITS
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|{{Unsoc|#ddddff}}
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| Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders.
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'''RANKS:''' Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer
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|#ddddff
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|{{Unsoc|#aaaaff}}
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| Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities.
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'''RANKS:''' Outer party major, Recdep worker
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|#aaaaff
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|{{Unsoc|#9999ff}}
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| Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here.
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'''RANKS:''' Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer
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|#9999ff
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!colspan="3"|PROLE TEMPLATES
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|{{Unsoc|pink}}
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| Given to proles.
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'''RANKS:''' Prole Member
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{{User:Tom mayfair/Template:Userawardpage}}
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Revision as of 05:16, 29 December 2007

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Party Main Page - Frequently Asked Questions - Party Member of the Month - Round table talks - The Unsoc Valjuta - Moscow Pact

File:Unsoc.png

We are Unsoc - members of outer party. Unsoc supports inner party against rebellion. Unsoc support proles against unplenty. Unsoc support pax not unpax. Unsoc support Emmanuel Goldstein's upersons unmakewise. All outer party members and proles welcome to join Unsoc. Unsoc support Uncyclopedia Workers by thinkgive.

Unsoc is Uncyclopedia Worker's Party

Unsoc offer healthcare unpricewise. Resistence offer unpricewise healthcare? Unsoc unthinkwise! Unsoc offer also donuts Tuesdaywise. UnCyc offer Unsoc party halfplus discount items. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? Unthinkwise! Is crimethink!

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.


UNSOC HAS A NEW LOCATION

Please use it.


File:Sputnik.png

Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I also have one here. --User:Starnestommy/sig1 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
  • At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! User:Tom mayfair/sig


CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more priveliges as lower classes. Main privelige is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

  1. File:Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
  2. File:Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Bosnian & Kentuckistani Satillite States)
  3. File:Kepisig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
  4. File:Grayrogatywkasig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
  5. File:Graygeneralhatsig.png OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
  6. File:Graygeneralhatsig.png INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG

UNUSED HATS

Inserted here so it doesn't go on unused images list.

OUTER PARTY

{{#expr:6 * 1000 + 23 * 300 + 13 * 100}}

  1. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE L. J. LEGO
  2. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
  3. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II
  4. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V
  5. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
  6. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
  7. File:Bluegarrisoncapsig.png THINKCRIME OFFICER JERRY CHIEVERS
  8. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR JED RAVENT
  9. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR NECRO PAXX
  10. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR ROB
  11. File:Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
  12. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR KATO
  13. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR STARNES
  14. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SONIC LXXX
  15. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
  16. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
  17. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
  18. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
  19. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
  20. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
  21. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
  22. File:Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR MNM5150
  23. File:Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER UNKOWN

PROLES

  1. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE IKENZEKE
  2. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
  3. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
  4. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE MAN OF GABBA
  5. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE CHRISSY
  6. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
  7. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE FLU BECA
  8. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE T. GEORGE
  9. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE ANGRERED MAX
  10. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE WUJIAN
  11. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
  12. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE SYSTEM REQUEST
  13. File:Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE PIE OF EVIL


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Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party! User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 16/12/2007 @ 00:53
Request Accepted. Welcome to the Worker's Party!



REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

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INNER PARTY SUITS
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RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)

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Template:Unsoc The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit.

RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager

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Template:Unsoc Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit.

RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister

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OUTER PARTY SUITS
Template:Unsoc Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders.

RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer

#ddddff
Template:Unsoc Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities.

RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker

#aaaaff
Template:Unsoc Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here.

RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer

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PROLE TEMPLATES
Template:Unsoc Given to proles.

RANKS: Prole Member

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User:Tom mayfair/Template:Userawardpage

Hi, I'm the Merry Fucking

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the BUTCH-BREEDIN (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with
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