From Happipedia

Albert Einstein is a person most credited with his thoery of tounge, a theory that greated inpacted the world of both Social Psychology and Free Cakes. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2412. He also is a philospher, and created the belief that you should not smoke if underage. Listen to the genius kiddies.

The Theory of Tounge

One of Einstein's most popular teachings is that you should stick out your tounge if you are a genius.