From Happipedia

Albert Einstein is a person most credited with his thoery of tounge, a theory that greated inpacted the world of both Social Psychology and Free Cakes. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2412. He also is a philospher, and created the belief that you should not smoke if underage. Listen to the genius kiddies.

The Thoery of Tounge

Einstein is, of course a genius, since he won a Nobel Prize. He is very famous, also for teaching little kids to stick out their tounges if they want to be geniuses. Listen to the genius, kiddies.