.hack//Tox
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Starring
Toxica, Morgana, Cosmo(The Alien), Joel, June, Psychosis, Shadowborg
Newbs
Morgana, Cosmo(The Alien), (TBS Yo Yo Mom) Psychosis, Shadowborg
Transcript
{Cuts to the Stomach King in an Anime-ish style, striking a fighting pose. Joel does the same}
STOMACH KING: Enough! You will not reach the buried treasure chest of Cleopatra, Comin' Atcha! I will kill you for killing my partner!
JOEL: Hey, I didn't kill that dude! Well, I mean I did when I took his cup. I still have that, by the way. I've been using it to store my nuts for the winter. And by that I mean my test-
{The frame jumps, cutting him off}
JOEL: Whoa, that was weird. So are we- we-
{There is another frame jump and the Stomach King disappears}
JOEL: {voice slows down} Going to...
{The background flickers and vanishes, as does Joel}
JOEL: Dance...
{Screen goes black, and Theme Plays, Start Fatures:)
NARRATOR: {narrating} Three friends become the guinea pig of a brilliant inventor. Unfortunately, during the first episode, Phil from an alternate future told Joel that it'd be a failure.
{Cuts to a clip of Phil killing past Phil}
NARRATOR: But, now that an alternate future Elly, Brad and June has changed Joel's mind back, the webtoon exists again. We like to call it... {echoe} BONUS STAGE!
{Insert Mac's Movies}
{Cut To The Cartoon Network of Love When We Get to the fuzz to Laren Is Explorin'}
TOXICA: Let's Skip to the Part With Us and Master Org!
{Cut Into The Movie}
MORGANA: Misteress, We Have it.
COSMO: Uh, Oh.
(cut to June outside a restaurant, looking irritated and constantly looking at her watch. The sun is setting. A muffled "Insurrection" Halo mix by Krispy can be heard. After a short time, Joel appears, tired from running and carrying a metal box.)
JOEL: Hey June...(puff) Sorry I'm late.
JUNE: (still irritated) I should hope so, it's nearly seven!
JOEL: Never mind that, I'm here now.
JUNE: Oh don't throw that 'I'm here now' c*** at me! I've been waiting here for three hours!
JOEL: Oh, um...crap! I forgot to put this in the machine! (indicates the metal box)
JUNE: (p***ed) WHO CARES!?!
JOEL: I was meant to put it in almost immediately after the other parts! But now I can't make it back on time! It will rip apart the space-time continuum!!
JUNE: And who ever cares about that?
JOEL: (whispered) Trust me on this one - all of Bonus Stage could be destroyed if we don't hurry!
JUNE: Blah.
{Toxica falls from the sky.}
TOXICA: LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN CREATION DESTROIED!
{Yo yo mom falls from the sky.}
YO YO MOM: YOU STOLE MY DIALOGUE!
(Yo yo mom flips off Toxica. Toxica explodes.)
YO YO MOM: Carry o-
{Toxica falls from the sky.}
TOXICA: THAT IS IT, XIOLIN SHOWDOWN!
FX: BOOM!
{Cut to Psychosis in his computer room watching this}
PSYCHOSIS: Woah! I dont remember typing THAT. ...Y You know what? This Idea is stupid! I shouldent do Psycho Bonus Stage. Im giving up now.
{Psychosis leavs. Pause}
{Ending Credits.}
Triva
- Sorry Psychosis!
- Omfg! I HATE YO-YO MOM!
