World War 2
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World War 2 (Or World War II, to the people who for some reason like Roman Numerals) Was the tramautic, dramatic war, which has been exploited by Video Games way to many times to make money. Seriously. You shouldn't try make money off death. You shouldn't even make fun of WW2, because of how serious it was! I wouldn't.
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[edit] Hitler's Time Machine
Hitler travelled to 1939 to exterminate the jews. He was really pissed off, because Kyle Broflovski was teasing him about his 'Tash. He started by dropping a Nuke on Poland, killing the entire population.
[edit] Fegelein
Hitler built a bunker and the first person who arrived was Fegelein. Fegelein instantly started to trick Hitler with his antics and thus, the all-famous rivalry began.
[edit] The 3rd Reach
Halfway through the war, Fegelein threw Hitler's watch onto the cieling after covering it in glue. Hitler was pissed once again. It wasn't until the third reach that he finally got it down, and so he decided to name his orginization The Third Reich because he was mentally retarded or something.
[edit] Hitler's gas bill
Hitler decided to gas the jews in concentration camps (Camps for jews with difficult concentration challenges) and was having so much fun, even with the aid of Mickey Mouse. Not long after, Hitler received his gas bill. 900,000,000,000,000 euros! Holy shit! Hitler pretended to kill himself and soon, one of Fegelein's antics caused the bunker to teleport to the present day.
[edit] Legacy
The war has legacy. Okay?
[edit] Trivia
- Hitler lost his left testical in the war.
- The war was a waste of time.
- Don't trust Germans
