The Squirrel Wars
From Crossover Wars
The Squirrel Wars, which seemingly bear no relation to the rest of the Crossover Wars(Sorry, writer's gripe), began when Ratatosk, the "God" of the squirrels in The KAMics, dispatched a squirrel army to earn some respect for the squirrels, and simultaneously transformed two valkyries into squirrel-girls with an amulet stolen from M.Organ Art.
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[edit] Squirrelgirls on the loose
The two Squirrel Valkyries, Gertrude and Brunhilda, arrive in PSI in the middle of a fight between Fes and Ernst on one side against Kerr on the other. Meanwhile, Menjou and two squirrels bring the bracelet from CameoComic, which was dropped in Candi when some droids stopped there accidentally. The valkyries defeat Kerr and take Scale's bracelet, which they use to go to Project A.D.A.M.. They are temporarily trapped there due to a portal disabling device sent by the Evil Overlords United, but they destroy it and head off to CameoComic, stopping through Magical Misfits on the way. They stay in CameoComic only as long as it takes to find the setting for their home comic, The KAMics, where they arrive just in time for the finale.
[edit] The Squirrel Army
At the same time as the above, the Squirrel Mafia from Candi and Ratatosk's Squirrel Army begin massing in Sharing a Universe. Seeing Lynette, they chase her to her apartment, from where Skipper teleports her to the Wodeskog in Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan. Meeting Menjou there, they together save Sash from some of the Squirrel Mafia. After some discussion, they split up, Lynette and Skipper attempting to retrieve a Draupner ring from the squirrels while Menjou and Sash "interrogate" a squirrel they captured. Lynette retrieves the ring by using Skipper's idea of dressing up as a magical girl.
[edit] Pacifying the squirrels
Menjou and Sash, "interrogating" the captured squirrel, are told about a squirrel statue in the world of El Goonish Shive. However, since El Goonish Shive is closed to crossovers, they go instead to TotallyNotMoperville when Lynette and Skipper come back. After a brief brawl between the Squirrel Mafia and the squirrels of TotallyNotMoperville, they escape with the statue. They then go to The KAMics to present it to Ratatosk, who, placated, calls off the war.
[edit] Epilogue
Gertrude and Brunhilda confront Ratatosk and demand he turns them back to normal. After he does so, they visit several other comics, including Detective Fork and KeenFans.
