Use one of the Shovelbikes instead.

From Create Your Own Story

The Shovelbikes smell just about as bad, and they're really broken down. One of the pedals are missing, the tires are flat and it -also- smells like poo. You just shrug and start riding... sorta.

You can't really catch up with the Pilemobile and you tire out, finding yourself lost. Suddenly, you're stuck up by the police!

Turn into dark matter.

Entertain the police so they won't arrest you.

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