Try to seduce the werewolf

You lean forward. "Okay, I'm not a plumber, and I don't even know who the superintendent is. I just... found myself here."

The werewolf snarls slightly. "Then what the fuck are you doing here?"

"I wanted to find out about your world. And destiny brought me here, to you."

"I don't believe in all your destiny crap."

"Then how am I supposed to explain?"

You notice a rather sizeable bulge in his pants. He notices you looking, and gives you a large, toothy grin.

"You want me to explain for you?" he says.