TPM: Run at him from the front and make a lot of noise!

From Create Your Own Story

Yousa grin as yousa get a plan. Usually when there are a bunch of people yousa just run out and wave yousa hands around, making them scatter into the jungle, allowing yousa to chase one down after they get all seperated. This is only one human, and hesa robes make it crazy difficult for him to run so its a good plan! Without another thought yousa charge out into the clearing, yelling and waving yousa hands over yousa head, yousa big orange penis flopping around like a dead gooberfish between yousa legs. The prettyboy spins, his blue eyes widen and then something else blue explodes out of hesa hand. Yousa feel superhot and then supercold, stopping dead in yousa tracks. Yousa look down and see some blue light sticking out of his hand into yousa chest, where it touches yousa smokes and burns like campfire. Suddenly prettyboy spins and the blue light flashes again and the world spins as yousa body falls in two even pieces sliced right down the middle. Yousa dead before yousa even hit the ground.

The prettyboy stands over yousa dead corpse peices for a moment longer, breathing heavy. Then without further thought he wanders off into the jungle looking for his companion...

The End

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Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Jar-Jar Binks

Setting:
The Phantom Menace