Spork - insist this spork will help you become an ultimate warrior
From Create Your Own Story
The spork...something about it attracts you to it. And you can just feel it...this spork will help you accomplish your dreams.
You tell your parents about this. And, somehow, they instantly agree after your father pokes it. "He's right," your father says, determining your gender. "There's some SERIOUS fighting energy inside this thing."
