Say NO! to drugs but let your friend stay
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"No way bro, you know I don't do that stuff. And you shouldn't either in my house - I could be arrested for it! But feel free to use the guest room as long as you stay clean."
Several hours later...
"Duuuuuude." Matticus's voice. It's so annoying you just ignore it.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude." The bastard is persistent.
"Like, dude, ya know there's sorta a dead cat corpse in yer room, right?" he asks.
"First of all, 'dead corpse' is redundant, you idiot. And second of all..." you begin.
- Confess your misdeeds.
- Act as surprised as Matticus
- Point the finger at Matticus, the neckbearded mountain of lard
