Play it cool as if this is a normal thing
From Create Your Own Story
Status: Bottomless and embarrassed
Red-faced as you are, you realize that everyone is too shocked to act themselves. So, heart pumping furiously, you try yo take control of the situation. All you can manage however is what could be passed as the sound of one clearing their throat. It works, vaguely, the cashier slowly and mechanically processes everything never once taking his eyes off your lower half. feeling good about not being called out on your partial nudity, you manage to stride back to your car about as calmly as before. Thanking whatever higher power let you get away with all that, you set off.
What now?
