Head for an all-night cafe several blocks away for a pick-me-up
From Create Your Own Story
You amble over to the cafe and order a hot chocolate and a dish of ice cream.
The TV is showing some Spanish soccer game. Malaga [whoever the hell they are] against Atl Bilbao [who gives a shit.] You notice that Bilbao is just one letter away from Bilbo, and you laugh thinking about how unathletic Bilbo is.
Atl Bilbao scores a goal and some red-haired guy about 10 seats away, parked directly in front of the TV, cheers loudly and pounds his fist excitedly on the table as you finish the last of your ice cream. You're still sipping your way through your beverage when a a tall, very fat black woman who looks like she's in her early 50s takes the seat next to you.
"Hey, handsome," she whispers. "If you come home with me, I can show you my version of hot chocolate." Her hand settles on your thigh and she slides it up to your crotch.
