Good son: ask the boy if he wants to play with you
From Create Your Own Story
"Sure why not?" the the small boy says and the two of you start playing a beat em up against each other for a while.
"I don´t really like the selection of video games they have here" he tells you. "Do you want to play the sucking game with me?"
You tell him you never heard of a game like that. "My dad plays that game with me sometimes. You just need to open your pants for me and let me take your controller in my mouth. And if I win I get an achievement. My dad then rewards me with his tasty milk!"
