Get the hell out of Dodge before a fistfight breaks out
From Create Your Own Story
You set your glass on the table and quietly slip out of the bar. You hear yelling and the sounds of a fight from behind you, and are glad you chose to get away.
You wander into an alley, relieve your bladder, and head back onto the street. You enter a different bar and settle yourself. You order a club soda -- don't want to overdo the alcohol -- and look around.
A rail-thin redhead is to your left about 5 stools. She's wearing a low-cut shirt that displays her C-cup (you estimate) breasts off to good advantage. Without her chest she could pass for a man easily.
A very curvy brunette, thick-framed with a massive chest and large rump, is a few stools to your right.