Catch that fuckin mouse and eat it with your eagle beak

From Create Your Own Story

You swoop down and catch the mouse with your razor sharp eagle feet. You eat that fuckin mouse down your throat and decide to strike a pose for the librarian who is observing you. You strike the pose of the one you always see you striking in the school flag. You hear the buses driving down the street with your extremely good eagle hearing. The students love to see you over the school doors in the morning. You decide to:

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