Ask the tall woman if she's ever had her clit licked and pussy eaten by a guy

From Create Your Own Story

"Men have tongues, too," you say. "How is getting your clit licked and pussy eaten by a guy different than getting it done by a woman?"

The tall woman's fist flashes towards your face, stopping about a micron from your nose.

"I won't ask again," she says. "Bugger off."

To emphasize her point, she reaches down and grabs your balls through your pants, squeezing them so hard you feel like you're going to puke. The pain is the worst you've ever experienced in your life. When she lets go, you crumple to the floor and curl up.

When you recover, the tall woman and her short companion have finished their drinks and are about to leave. You slowly manage to get to your feet.

"Next time, listen when people talk," is the tall woman's final bit of advice as she and her companion sweep out of the bar.

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