A nerd with wierd shit

From Create Your Own Story

You peek through the door and find a nerd, thin but tall. You watch as he shows you his weird shit. It's kind of green and it kind of has a weird kinda glow-y thing to it. "What the fuck is a guy doing in here?" you ask yourself quietly. "Whatever" you say as you grab him, and pull his pants down. His penis is very, very large. And purple. Oh wait. He's got four of them. And they seem to be opposable.

It's almost time for lunch.

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