Head back to that stupid sign where you woke up

From Create Your Own Story

you get back to the clearing with the sign, hoping maybe those dutch guys will come back and you can get out of here. even if it is with those jerks. but hold the frickin' phone, what the hell is that?! it's a giant talking OWL. and he knows your NAME.

...whoa did he just say 'nice shirt?'

• thank him politely.
• empty the contents of your stomach onto your shoes