Hot and Horny/Miranda breakfast sit on Daddy hug push secret
From Create Your Own Story
"Okay, daddy, I'll take the funnies."
He lets out a funny little sigh and whispers, "Thank you, sweetie." While he shuffles with the paper you take another look at that funny thing in his boxers. You touch it and he goes "Whoah!" -- but somehow he's got the paper all over the place between you and mommy, and he talks real fast. "Those da...those darn Cubs can't hit a thing this season. They need a new lineup and yesterday..."
Meantime he's getting the funnies out from the paper, and you off of him, and his boxers back up over that funny thing in there. He must be real ticklish there the way you are on your fanny. By the time you're out from behind the paper, mommy's turned around back to the stove. In moments you're reading the funnies and waiting for your juice and cereal and bacon. But you can't stop thinking about that thing daddy wants to keep secret from mommy.
Breakfast goes like every Saturday. It's nice because there's no school, and you can just sit there looking at the cartoon characters on the back of the cereal box and trying to talk to mommy and daddy.
You finish up. Mommy says, "I think mommy's got to go do some shopping this morning. You want to come with me honey?"
"No," you say, "I wanna stay and watch 'Fluffy Ponies.'" It doesn't come on for an hour. But mommy doesn't know. If she goes away maybe you can find out about the secret.
Mommy asks daddy if he wants to come, but he says no, he'll stay here. She shrugs and goes upstairs to get ready. You go into the living room to turn on the TV. It takes mommy forever to go away. But finally you hear her go. Oh, look! It's Miranda the Bold and her little cat Tray!
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| Miranda, age 6 |
