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Part the Second: And Yea, Did The Lord Say, "Let There Be Funk"

You wander through the freakish disco looking for a worthy opponent. As you weave through the crowds, a man with the biggest afro you've ever seen—yet the body of a pale, skinny white dude—bumps into you, almost knocking the Elton John-class glasses from his oh-so-pasty face. He glares up at you.


Afro Dude: "Bouge, phoney! You're, like, so stunned, bro, I'ma gonna git jive on your ass, dig it?"


> Er, are you one of those crazy people?


Afro Dude: "Jive brawl, airhead! Or are you chicken? Ba-KARK! Oh, burn!"


> Let's groove, cheese weasel.


You and the obnoxious afro dude strut down to the dance floor. The crowd forms a square around the two of you. Afro dude starts limbering up in one corner.


Afro Dude: "Get down, geek. Show me hard core, honkey!"


Choose your groove, cat:


Status
Vitality 100 Your Junk:
  • Jumble Sale-class clothes
  • Good fashion sense (relatively speaking)
Power 0
Awesomeness 1
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