Explain that you mistook his dick for a fish

From Create Your Own Story

"Quite all right," the man says, smiling in a friendly manner as you release his dick and stand up. "Happens all the time."

You smile vaguely at him. He yanks your pants and underwear down to your ankles.

"Oh, look," he says. "I found a beaver!"

Do you:

• Smack the gray-skinned man
• Tell the gray-skinned man to feed your beaver
• Pull your pants up