Back away from the hole and search under more tables

From Create Your Own Story

You really don't want to find out where that hole leads to. You back off and check around under some other tables.

"Anyone seen a leash?" you ask. "Anyone?"

"You want to put a leash on me?" a purple-haired girl asks lazily. "Go ahead. I don't care."

"No, I'm looking for someone's missing leash," you say.

"I don't care," the purple-haired girl says. "My body means nothing to me. You can do whatever you want with it. It's only a fleshy shackle for my free spirit."

Do you:

• Move on to check under another table
• Strip the purple-haired girl
• Stick the purple-haired girl's beer bottle up her twat