"You want total honesty? I'll tell you, but only when we get home."

From Create Your Own Story

"What's the big secret?"

"Val, you don't just talk about how incredibly sexy your siblings are in public!"

She raises an eyebrow. "But feeding them fertility drugs and fucking them in the minivan, that's ok?"

But she agrees to drop it until you've gotten home. With that out of the way, you eat dinner and try to thing non-sexual thoughts for the next half hour.

When the check comes it's basically a race back to the van, and then home, where you can continue fornicating in peace. This time, to avoid any unnecessary colateral, you let Valerie drive, though she is fully aware of your bulging pants the whole time.

• Fuck her in the van again once you get home
• Fuck her inside once you get home
• Try explaining the situation to Valerie

You are possessing:
12th Grade Boy with large-apple-sized balls and a 12-inch cock