"Oh great, a pissing contest. Let me make it simple: I'm leaving."

From Create Your Own Story

Both men turn and look at you, surprised.

You shake your head. "I had a great night, and maybe I'll see you around."

You leave them, baffled at being turned down, and smiling with the knowledge you're probably one of the first guys to ever do that to either of them - let alone both.

You walk home, thinking it wasn't that bad a birthday at all.

(The End - please send feedback to [email protected])

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