"Geez, who stuck a stick up your ass? Go sit on a rolling pin and rotate. Your niece and I are just talking."

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"Why, you insolent young whelp!" the tall woman gasps. She backhands you across the face so hard you fall off your barstool and your head bounces off the hard floor.

"Was that really necessary?" you hear Louisa ask.

"Can't be too careful with these guys," the tall woman replies, hauling Louisa bodily out of the bar.

You stagger to your feet, still woozy.

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