"Get stuffed. I do what I want."
From Create Your Own Story
The bird huffs angrily and decides to fly away.
You smile smugly as it takes off, but are not too pleased when its droppings land on your shoulder. Your shake you fist angrily and shout curses at the bird as it disappears into the forest. Wiping the poop off of your shoulder with a spare bit of leaf, you realize you haven't made much progress at all.
Now what?
