Declaration of War on Coldheart family
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As of today, the Cat Mafia (from now on known as "Cats") has declared inter-wiki war on the Insider Society and the Coldheart Family. We are willing to discuss terms and negotiate, but are not afraid to get our paws bloody if the time comes.
We recommend that the Insider Society and the Coldheart family submit to our furry rule. Casualties will be minimal, and you will learn to love us. Failure to comply with our demands dictates that the Insider Society and the Coldheart family has also declared war upon us Cats, and that no quarter will be given.
List of Demands
- Plz to be taking us srs as cats = srs business. Srsly.
- Plz to be giving us sysop and beauracrat on ur wiki.
- Plz to be making with the chicken cacciatore and catnip.
- Also, plz to be having one of those tall things for climing on installed.
