The Flaming Gazunder

From Brass Goggles

The Flaming Gazunder is an act of thievery of such stupendous cunning and wile that it has earned it's creator, Juxtimon, a place in our history books. Famous for his love of owning and collecting the obscure, Juxtimon has developed a taste for rarity and opulence which sometimes leaves him in the situation of not being able to obtain the object of his desires. In these situations, he is known to feign an attack of diarrhea and exclaim "where's the flaming gazunder?" as his victim turns their back to signal the whereabouts of the chamber pot, he quickly (and often clumsily) slips the object under his jacket and beats a hasty retreat.