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Early life
Nick began life as Trevor McDonald, presenting news on ITV, before moving to the only channel now available; Pee3. He is considered the most dangerous journalist in the entire world, as he has been known to take on Osama bin Laden, mano-on-mano. After relieving the world of terror, Pollard was given a special commendation, earning him the right to live free, and not having to pay anything, ever. Using a special card, he would present it to a cashier, and would let him have his goods for free. However, Pollard used this card in Monopoly, but accidentally replaced it with a Chance card (which, incidentally, says 'Go to Jail').
TV Soap career
Pollard went on to play Eric Pollard in the highly acclaimed, and popular soap, Bummerdale. His character is a mean old wrench, who lights sleeping with old women, and killing the young, more sexy ones. His character is also a true alcoholic, much like his real life persona.
Lifestyle
He announced in July 2007 that he spends his spare time with Brain Lickers, sucking and licking the ball while the acidic fluid is released. He claims that his addiction is down to his enjoyment of how the acidity arouses his tastebuds.
"You lick the ball and it comes (get the laughing over and done with...) out."
Rage virus incident
Pollard, much like Zane Lowe, is invulnerable to the Rage virus. This was discovered after he took a bath in a sample of the virus, and began to make fountains, by splurting the blood out of his mouth.
Since this incident, he has become the subject of a genocide, third on the list of people targetted by Solid Snake, under Rich Costey and Terry Wogan.
Name
He intensely dislikes his name, as people insist that his mother is Su, and that his father is Eric (Zvexmanson is at it himself! See TV Soap career). Not only that, but in recent years with the popularity of Little Britain, a documentary documenting (that's what they do) the model village of Andy's Underwear, a subject is one Vicky Pollard whose name is phonetically very similarly to Nicky Pollard. Gutted.
