Weeding

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A weeding is an event held every two months, to celebrate the joining of two people, either by the hip, or in marriage.

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Types of Weedings

Forced Weedings

Forced weedings are legal, and in fact encouraged, in Andy's Underpants. This happens when two people, usually male and female, are placed in a room, and after 24 hours, they hate each other, they undergo their forced weeding. 14 out of ten forced weedings end in divorce.

Un-arranged Weedings

These weedings usually happen when the bride-to-be, or groom-to-be makes a surprise weeding for the next day, or something stupidly trivial. This usually means the whole ceremony is a mess, the cake looks shit, and bridesmaids are replaced with garden gnomes, as a cost and time saving measure.

Arranged Weedings

Total opposite of un-arranged weedings.

A Weeding Ceremony

Obviously, the couple who ate to be weeded must be there, it's sod's law. However, some weedings can take place without family, friends, and weeding gatecrashers. A typical song played at a weeding is usually "St. Elmo's Fire" by John Parr, although any kind of 80's cheesy pop is sufficient.

Exploding the Universe?

A weeding must be held once every 2 months. It won't destroy the world, but it will ruin your sex life.

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