Blank Club Song Lyrics

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The following is a helpful list of lyrics for your favorite Blank Club Songs. For the companion list of information, see Songs.

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Note about Lyrics

Many words and verses of Blank Club tunes have benn lost to the winds of time. That being said, the following lyrics may be incorrect from their original form. Please understand this, and note that the Encyclopedia was made so these types of things would never be forgotton. The lyrics we still have will forever be documented here.

Songs

These are the songs that changed a generation. That changed a world...

If Cows Could Fly...

If cows could fly, what would they say to you... ooh, oh yes, oh yes, If cows could fly- I! What would they say to you...

You eat pigskin, and it is only true... ooh, oh yes, oh yes, If cows could fly- I! What would they say to you...

Lemmings are silly, and it is tres fou... ooh, oh yes oh yes, if cows could fly- I! What would they say to you...

(optional verse)

Evan's the gift of a Magji, and he will smite you..., ooh, oh yes, oh yes, If cows could fly- I, what would they say to you...

Beluga Bears

Beluga Bears, Beluga Bears, Basking in the sun, HEY, do do do do do!

Beluga Bears, Beluga Bears, Basking in the sun, HEY, do do do do do!

You know what to do, when the Beluga Bears, come to you. KILL THEM! KILL THEM! KI- LL... THEM!

Beluga Bears, Beluga Bears, Basking in the sun, HEY, do do do do do!


Imoni, Quelque Fois, en Dieu

Imoni, quelque fois, en dieu, Imoni, quelque fois, Imoni! (repeat as needed)

NO!

NO, no, no, no, No with a capital NO. You know I'm learnin', I'm learnin', I'm learnin', I'm learnin', No with a capital NO!

I see things other people don't. No with a capital NO. You know I'm learnin', I'm learnin', I'm learnin', I'm learnin', No with a capital NO!

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) It is even too cool for Darth Vader. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) An old man once said "I'll see you later". (dun dun dun dun dun DING!)

(rapping)

Yo, Charlie was walking in the woods one day, when Wonka came up and he said "Ney." "Hey, Charlie, won't you come up to my pad, it's hip, it's rad, it's really really rad

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) It is even too cool for Darth Vader. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) An old man once said "I'll see you later". (dun dun dun dun dun DING!)

(rapping)

So, Charlie and Wonka went to the factory, There was so much to do, so little to see! In the elevator, the went way up high, And Wonka told Charlie, never to lie

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) It is even too cool for Darth Vader. (dun dun dun dun dun DING!) An old man once said "I'll see you later". (dun dun dun dun dun DING!)

Sunday River

Sunday River... Has a big river... And people go down, and they all drown, in Sunday River

Mr. Q's Secret Laboratory

Mr. Q's Secret Laboratory, Mr. Q's Secret Lab, lab, lab... Mr. Q's Secret Laboratory, He'll give you nothing but JAB!

Fallin' in a Tub of Lard

Fallin' in a tub of lard... (yeah, yeah, yeah) Fallin' in a tub of lard... (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Bodies being liquified, it's a fact: you're gonna die. (Yeah, yeah, yeah... yeah yeah) (Yeah, yeah, yeah... yeah yeah)

Fallin' in a tub of lard... (yeah, yeah, yeah) Fallin' in a tub of lard... (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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