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LGN Game Shows, to be aired at an undisclosed date/ time:

  • To be featured soon in the Best Pants Ever: Penny Wars! We have a lengthy description that is available for this hit that will take my network to highly satisfactory proportions! "My show, considering 16 people get to try it out. Both players take turns flipping a penny onto a gameboard. However, they must toss it from their hands onto a gameboard, and are not allowed to view which way the penny is facing at any time until the penny lands on the gameboard. Rolls only count when they land on the gameboard. Whoever earns 4 rolls in their favor, i.e. heads or tails, first is the winner who advances. I shall air a new one once a week, with 2 conferences of 8 people... the more you win, the more you air"
  • 1 vs 1: Like Penny Wars, except that the first person to roll 21 of their side of the penny wins. Both players take turns flipping a penny onto a gameboard. However, they must toss it from their hands and are not allowed to view which way the penny is facing at any time until the penny lands on the gameboard. Rolls only count when they land on the gameboard.
  • (*Poker*): Like the standard game of Poker, each player receives a hand of 5 cards and the best hand wins. The winner receives 10 points and the loser receives -10 points, while everyone else receives 1 point. However, to create an element of humiliation, the loser of each round is *poked* by random audience members.
  • Tossito, a game with a baseball twist: "The objective [is] to make a small ball bounce onto an object that is very narrow, and that would count as a single. 2 bounces at once, a double, 3 for a triple, and 4 a homerun. A home run is also possible when you land the ball on the narrow fixing (whatever you have, I used the bar on top of my blinds). So you toss the ball and try to get it to either bounce on the fixture or to stay on it, and if you don't you get an out like in baseball. 3 outs, 9 innings, one on one"
  • Snowball Palooza: This show features 6 teams of 2 players each, in which they use snowballs in various ways to win prizes. There are 5 rounds, each of which eliminates the losing team, until only 1 team remains. The rounds include such competitions as: tossing a snowball the farthest, the closest aim of a snowball to a target while facing backwards, tossing snowballs in the air and trying to land as much as possible onto contestant's hair, snowball sculptures, and snowball war. Yes, Snowball War is an intense 5 minute battle to determine which team not only hits their opponents with the most snowballs, but hits them the most in specific targeted areas that are worth many more points. The team with the most points from hits wins.
  • I Dare You: The dare game has been around for quite some time, but never on a game show like this one. 2 contestants are randomly selected from the audience, provided that they put their name and correct seat location on a fixed size of paper and into a large metal ball before the show. These 2 contestants that are selected are dared by the show host to perform random acts on the stage, and the contestant who performs the most courageous and outrageous dares most effectively and the fastest, according to the audience, wins $50,000. Dares can range from attempting to climb up on and stand on walls sideways with suction cups, to wearing underwear on the outside of their trousers, to balancing Jello on their heads and being required to eat what they dropped, to being dared to eat a habanero or scotch bonnet pepper live on stage.
  • Shfufle: The game of Shfufle features 2 contestants on the show, who are to correctly unshuffle various words, in a best-of-7 winner vs loser game. The loser of this game then has to shuffle 10 words of his own, within 2 pre-determined categories, and try to stump the winner so that he/she correctly unshuffles as few words as possible in 3 minutes. For every word that the winner can correctly unshuffle, he/she wins $10,000, for a maximum prize of $100,000 if he/she gets all 10 words correct. The winner then picks 5 words to shuffle, that are not in a pre-determined category, and then asks the loser to correctly unshuffle those words, for a chance for the loser to win $2,000 for each word he/she can unshuffle.
  • Alligator Wars: Not for the timid, this game features 2 contestants going head-to-head in a war to best please 2 alligators by providing the alligator with their pre-selected choice of food from 4 possible choices. Each of the 4 choices is carefully weighed so that the quantities are the same. We measure how pleased an alligator is by determining which one takes longer to ask for more food out of the two on each turn. There is a best-of-7 contest to determine who makes the smartest food choices, and the contestants alternate between alligators on each turn, to ensure that their alligator is not biased to either favor or to not favor them.
  • Another idea for a series is in the works as we speak: OoO! An official description from our very fine staff, yes our staff is very fine ;): "it's a show of creepy and fascinating visuals on the screen with random music/sounds/vocals from movies/shows in the background". So enjoy when it airs!

Over the past 131 years of Major League Baseball history, there have been only 17 official perfect games by the current definition (approximately one every eight years). In sum, a perfect game occurs once in about every 11,000 major league contests.[3] For comparison, more people have orbited the moon than have pitched a Major League Baseball perfect game. No pitcher has ever thrown more than one.

This is why I'm hot! I can speak the slang, and I'm off with a bang!

Real life Super Mario Kart!

Stop CTS...Constipated Tiger Syndrome

Perpetual Mario Machine. OoO: A custom Mario level where the only way to win is to not press anything.

Beavis & Butthead episode "Vaya Con Cornholio": Uh hey uh, how can I uh help you this tonight? Hi, Immigration. Uh what? IM-MI-GRATION! Uh, it has to be on the menu, sir! (The Almighty Cornholio...) NO, DUMASS, I'M WITH IMMIGRATION! Really?Where?

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