Awkward Situations

From Best Pants Ever

SEASON 1: 1/7/2011 - 7/1/2011
1 | A Really Dumb Fight Of Words Just Started, I Think I‘m Winning…
2 | Beware Of Those You Annoy, Cause If It‘s Me You‘ll Think Twice Next Time…
3 | Call Me Crazy, But Girl, You Make No Sense…
4 | Dogs Are Real Friends, They’re Furry And More Lovable Than Girls…
5 | Exit Thy Home And Be On Your Way You Girl You…
6 | Friends Should Look After One Another…
7 | Got Caught Cheating On My Mother’s Sister’s Daughter’s Friend…
8 | How In The World Did She Manage To Find Out Everything About Me???
9 | I’ll Invite You To My Birthday Party, If You Want…
10 | Just When You Thought The Craziness Was Over…
11 | Kiss Me Tender Or Kiss Me Not…
12 | Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To Thee, A Prettyful Me…
13 | Money Is Important In This Relationship, Cause If She Doesn’t Have Any…
14 | Nobody Else Can Replace You, You’re Still The Most Obnoxious…
15 | Opinions Are Based On One’s Personal Thoughts… Except Hers…
16 | Pizza And Dew Make For A Calm Night…
17 | Quarter Past Midnight And She Still Hasn’t Returned My Call…
18 | Really? You Think We’re Dating??? No Way, She’s Not ‘Quite’ My Type…
19 | Saturday Night And I’m Home Alone, I Wonder What The Ladies Are Doing…
20 | Together With You Is Like… No, This Relationship Seeks Huge Counseling…
21 | U + I = Y???
22 | Vans Are Still Somewhat A Hippy-Hideout, I Like Them…
23 | Working After Hours Can Be Fun Sometimes…
24 | Xebecs Make Me Think Of That Nasty Fish Dinner We Had Once…
25 | You’re The Most Pathetic Beauty I’ve Ever Seen…
26 | Zoo Date! Animals Do Make For A Romantic Evening… I Think…

SEASON 2: 9/9/2011 - 5/18/2012
27 | Another Year Arguing With This Same Girl, I Guess It’ll Be Fun…
28 | Boy Oh Boy, I Can’t Take Anymore Criticism From Her, She’s So Far…
29 | Come On, That Guy Had At Least A Chance For Three Points…
30 | Dude, Did You Just Totally Hit On Me??? Oh, My Girl…Still Not Cool!!!
31 | Eating Out Tonight, It’s Going To Be Stupid Cause I Lost My Wallet…
32 | Friday Night, Please Treat Me Better Than This, She’s Really Getting Angry…
33 | Give Me Liberty Or Give Her Death, I Like Those Options…
34 | How May I Help Me? Well, I’d Like A Girl That Understands Me, And Some Fries…
35 | I Have Got To Have The Not-So-Helpful Friends Ever, They’ll Never Get Girls…
36 | Jack And Jill Were Said To Go Up A Hill, That’s Where She’s Headed…
37 | Kool-Aid Parties Are Fun Until The Man Crashes Through The Wall Of Your House…
38 | Lies Are Getting You Everywhere, That’s Why You’re Not Here…
39 | My Oh My Girl, You Really Gotta Calm Down, What Did I Do Anyway?…
40 | Nothing Good Can Come From This, Unless I Get A New Girlfriend…
41 | October Is When It Starts To Get Colder Out, But Girl, You’re Always Cold…
42 | Pretty Please?? I Promise To Start Liking You Again. No? Okay, Your Loss, Again…
43 | Quit Persuading Me From Ignoring You Even More! Am I Doing So Though? …
44 | Right Now All I Can Think About Is Where It Went Wrong, And Why You Started It…
45 | Sisters Keep Too Many Secrets Together, I Wish I Was A Sister… I Think…
46 | Tonight Begins The Night Where I Finally, Finally, Oh Dang, Forgot Again…
47 | Under The Umbrella With You…
48 | Valentines Day, And Still Found Nothing For My Sweet Heart…Or My Sweetheart…
49 | Wright Me A Poem With About 500 Words Or More… And Don’t Make It Suck…
50 | X-Rated Movies… Is That Like The X On A Treasure Map???
51 | You Really Do Deserve A Second Chance, I Must Be A Saint…
52 | Zombies Are After Us! If This Is A Love Story, It’s An Awfully Thought-up One…

SEASON 3: 9/18/2012 - 5/14/2013
53 | Always Me, Always Me, You Know, You’re Part Of This Relationship Too…
54 | Bickering Is Just Another Way Of Showing How I Care For You, So Shut Up…
55 | Classes Are Canceled For Today, So Let’s Go Do Something Productive…
56 | Dancing Is Pretty Cool, Except You Have To Actually Get Up And Move Around…
57 | Enough Already! We’re Going Back To Square Three! The First Two Are A Synch…
58 | Finally, I Have Worked Up The Right Words, Now, Please Silence Up And Listen…
59 | Great, Another Day At Home And I Only Have My Family…
60 | How Awkward Can One Night Get? Just Talk To My Girl Here To Find Out…
61 | I Really Thought I Knew You, My Sister Knows You Better…
62 | Just Ask For Help, Even From Girls, Especially If You Want This To Work…
63 | Kooky People All Over The Place… Why Am I The… I Mean, WE, The Sane Ones?
64 | Listen To What I Have To Say… Are You Listening? …
65 | My Secret Santa Is A Secret, So I Can’t Tell You, Because It’s A Secret…
66 | Not For Children Under 0, I Guess That Means She’s Out… I Mean Me…
67 | Oranges Were On Sale, So That Explains The Wonderful Smell In Here…
68 | Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow, Though On Some Occasions, It’s Much-Wanted…
69 | Queens Are Of Great Royalty, You Girl, Aren’t There Just Yet…
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SEASON 4: Fall 2013
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