Duane Steinry presents Keyboard Soldier

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Keyboard Soldier-type wars are the simplest war to play. There are almost no rules in these crazy-go-nuts battle. Just write your part of the all-hell-break-loose battle!

Example:

CRüSäDER: I summon Riku Replica! {OOC:You cannot attack Ekul yet, as he is sleeping in real life} {disappears and Riku Replica appears. 'Stricken by Disturbed starts playing.}

RIKU REPLICA: {uses Dark Aura. he flies around, slicing Dolpins rapidly, disappearing and reappearing} Hmph. {dissapears and Bound by Disturbed starts playing}

CRüSäDER: {reappears} Take that.

DOLPINS: {hops into a fighter plane and starts bombing the crap out of crusader} HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

CRüSäDER: I love it. {gathers the bombs energy}

EKUL: Alright! {Ekul roundhouse kicks Dolphins to the face, then rolls sideways and circles him}

{Bub appears and smashes Crüsäder's head with a lawnmower. Then he releases the QWORENSK Virus.}

QWORENSK VIRUS: QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK! QWORENSK QWORENSKY? YAAAAYYYY I'M OVERUSING QWORENSK! {kicks Ekul in the chest}