Kagomes Luver2789
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Kagomes_Luver2789 is a current member of the [adult swim] online message boards (aka [asmb]). He currently has 1 year and a half of membership and is a SwimIcon. He frequents the Action Discussion folder and is the current President of the Asuka Fan Club and the Trinity Blood Fan Club. He also tends to post randomly in Incoherent Babbling, and has a tendency to forget the differnence between a dumb decision and an even dumber decision.
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Introduction
Background
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Kagomes_Luver2789 joined the [asmb] on June 22, 2005. His whereabouts before this period are still to be discovered. Historical critics believe he may have originated in a remote desolate place in France that is all dark and spooky, and would never really appear on the Earth, yet miraculously did. There's also something about peanut butter and dirt in there, leading some to believe he may be Mexican. Like we said, we still don't know yet.
The Alias
Contrary to popular belief, his alias is not a reflection of his school girl-induced infatuation with Kagome. It is, in fact, a clever little anagram, which, when decoded, spells "gouver 9782 meskal." In drunk speaking, this means "get me 9782 more shots of booze." It's very clever and hard to catch. Heh heh...
What Else Is There To Know?
Nothing.
Are You Sure?
Positive.
...Really?
Godamnit, I said yes.
Jebus, alright...
Finally. Let's move on.
The Voice of Seduction
Origins
The name, "Voice of Seduction," was dubbed on KL by the now infamous Action Discussion poster, Heartless_Warrior. How the name came to be is still a mystery to many, although many believe that it has something to do with Heartless' obsessive infatuation with manly and suave voices. But, for all we know, he could of just had to make a choice between two names she made. We have neither the facts or the ability to care about whether either are true.
The Power
Yes, the name comes with a power as well. It's like a freaky twisted version of Spider-Man, except KL can pwn him easily. To quote a certain woman on his wild escapades:
"Gawd, Kagome's Larver is mah seckseh Voice of Seduction! He liek turns people on with his cute charm and his hawt voice. One time at band camp he totalleh seduced all teh girls (and some men) so, he liek went into hiding for three months to Europe. The power of schmoo brought him back and he was getting all of the girls with his seductivenessness."
That might help explain that silly French theory...
Love Life and Other Meaningless Stuff...
KL loves:
- 1)Kagome Higurashi. The short skirt wearing anime bimbo in Inuyasha. He is in love with her skirt. Totally wants to smex it. Sadly he has to compete with Omni for her love...but we all know Kagome pwns Omni-Pede. OoOooOo And he is liek teh uber smex00rz with her cuz he made this TOTALLEH WEIRD fan club and st00f.
- 2)Boxers. Boxers is Kagome's Larvers smexeh wifeh. They liek take over the world and have hawt Schmoo orgehs and st00f.
- 3)Dirtgasms. Kagome is fond of these also (eventhough he liek denied it) but we all love him anyway.
- 4)Da Bears. Yesh, he likez teh Bears cuz they pwn just like him
- 5)YIM chats. Chats are f00n for him since Moon annd Heartless like creep him out and give him scareh nightmarez (but he secretly enjoys them also)
-This section was written by Heartless- -_-
The Legend
Kagomes lover is teh Man Beetchez! Don't hate on his skillz and shyte!
