Uncontrollable Jeremy

From The Extended Group

Uncontrollable Jeremy refers to the persona of Jeremy that manifests itself when he has been drinking.

Its characteristics include:

  • Episodes of sporadic violence
  • Wild flailing
  • A tendency to say things otherwise regarded as highly incriminating
  • Spaghetti and gorillas referenced
  • Instructing Jamie to tell him a story "In braille" because he wants "to feel it"
  • Episodes of laughter lasting several hours
  • Often necessitates being physical restrained to prevent property damage
  • Hiding in a closet to surprise people
  • Attempting to teach everyone binary, then slowly uttering the word "sex" and giggling

December 16, 2005

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