Pseudonyms of Jamie Mazon

From The Extended Group

Names that Jamie has gone by.

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Mazer

Created by Jamie sometime before college. Seems to be a play off his last name and the word Nazer (?)

Jomie, Jamshed, Jomus, Gomus, Mowgli, Mogus, etc

Created by Terry as horrible, but affectionate, perversions of Jamie's name. Similar to Terry's brertt usage.

Lamie

Created by Rama, it is a simple amalgamation of Jamie and "lame". Saw much more frequent use when Jamie injured both of his ankles.

Jonus Maximus

Also created by Terry - A reference to a character in the massive single player RPG, Morrowind, named Jonus Maximus who wore tiger armor and had a ridiculously low voice. For whatever reason, Jonus Maximus reminded Terry of Jamie.

Pajamster

Jamie was told of this recently, when Steff "Shuffles" came into his room and witnessed Jamie on the floor wearing pajamas while watching FUturama. This name fits quite well, as he is known to frequent UW wearing his PJs underneath his pants to keep him warm.

Shoenar

See Shoenar

Jamsters

Used by Stephanie Lin as a cute play on his name.

David

For some bizarre reason, one must refer to Jamie as David when you call his house or when you are physically at his house. Otherwise, his parents and siblings will be thrown into a state of confusion and will be unable to utter more than one word. This was poked fun at by Brett in his Brettseller's List.

Atomic Manatee

Though this nickname sees little use, the Atomic Manatee once had a very derived mating call which Jamie now refuses to make. Probably because it's really embarrassing. This nickname has its origins in an online Metal Gear Solid codename generator. http://www.metalgearnamegenerator.com/

Jerms

Coined by Mari Obara for fear that Jamie may have given her some viral agent during the course of their friendship. No such pathogens exist upon a recent STD test.

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