Satan

From Egs Mayhem

Humorous Description

Enemy to the villainous creature known as God. Is known for such benevolent acts as gifting man with fruit from the tree of knowledge, and offering to give men anything they want in exchange for the trivial useless thing known as a soul.

Serious Description

As with most gods, there are many stories about him. Unlike most gods, there is more than one religion that mentions him. In Catholicism and Islam he is known as an evil being. There is one religion (Satanism) that states that he is neither good nor evil, but simply an omnipresent force of nature. As a result of these contradictory ideas of what his alignment is, he is not under any alignment category.

Unknown Dubious "facts"

Was only able to make a name for himself after he made a deal with Squata.

Is sometimes called Stan/Stanny. Calls himself Glenda.