Warth Richards

From Egs Mayhem

Warth Matthew Richards is a character used by TeddVerres as both an RP character, and as a star of one of his comic ideas, The Misadventures of Shrip & Warth. He is a 23 year old cat person, but with more cat then most, resulting in a rather goofy look, with cat ears, nose, tail, and retractable claws, as well as a coat of brown fur. He is always seen with a white tank top, and old blue jeans, no shoes or hats. He can usually be found playing video games, singing, cooking, screwing around on the computer, or otherwise goofing around. Maintaining a rather care free attitude, Warth can be described as simple minded, always happy, and always willing to help. However, he's outragiously gulible, and has a bad habit of missing the blatantly obvious, going so far as being kissed by girls on not realizing they like him. Another mysterious enigma is Warth's unbelievable ability to attract the opposite sex. They seem to go nuts for him, though he usually looses the girlfriends in about a month, not due to his own arrogance, but paranoia. The girls either realize it isn't gonna work, or he gets scared of going to far. Warth usually spends a week following a breakup in depression, then suddenly snaps out of it.

Warth is an avid musician, playing the clarinet, violin, and piano with excellent skill, as well as singing quite well. His favorite song is Pete Townshend's "Let My Love Open The Door".

Warth's best friend is Shrip Gregors. The 2 met when they where in preschool, when Warth saved Shrip from the preschool bully via a clever use of the claws. The 2 where surprised to learn that their fathers lived next door to each other, where best friends, and had served together in the Vietnam war. Yes, cat people where in service, the Canadian army just kept in quiet. And yes, there where Canadian's in the Vietnam war, CNN just didn't report it. They had enough problem's between the blacks and whites, fur was too much to handle. Reguardless, Shrip & Warth grew up together, both being home schooled. When they where 18, the 2 went halvsies on a white van, despite Warth's lack of driver's liscence(He still doesn't have one), which the 2 used as the tour band for their extremely short tour of their 2 person band, "Fuzz & The Fuzz". The 2 currently live in an Edmonton Apartment, where Warth basically stays home all day, doing the cooking and playing video games, or practising on his instruments, or tweaking his Flash animation skills.

He is his creator, TeddVerres, 's favorite character.

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