MNCAN

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MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem. It is currently under ChibiVOR's control, after he defected to the side of the Evil Overlords United, hijacked the signal and nuked the studio from orbit. The current fate of the station is unknown.

The logo.

Contents

Slogans

  • WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
  • TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
  • MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
  • NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
  • WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
  • ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
  • COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
  • BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
  • IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.
  • And many more.....

Staff

Programs and Subsidiary Channels

  • Crispy Baines' unnamed talk show.
  • The KyGreg Show.
  • Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. "For when you just don't give a damn about real news."
  • MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. "Not just an IM client anymore!"

Links

Tune in!

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