+Infinity/A green asparagus anthropocentricity

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Please note the age of the terrifying asparagus mutant below. If you do not: one shall be unconditionally encased in the fate of discarding time!

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• 3 (able to play games on this website)
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• 10 (can register for a credit card)
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• 16 (able to have a small glass of alcohol with his or her meal)
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• 18 (able to drive a car and drink copious amounts of alcohol)
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